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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn




gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years




princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty






do your farts ever smell like chicken



you could have done it but you didn’t and that’s entirely your fault


tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK