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7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them


blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel


having 3 friends is a lot of work


this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

mom:  what do u want 4 birthdy??
me:  video gaem
mom:  no vid game, child.
me:  money
mom:  4 what
me:  for video gm ae
mom:  outsmarted agen

me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven):  hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke