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teen wolf needs to be 2 hours long


lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta



blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you



my little cousin is four and every time i tell him something he goes “i know” so today i told him “you dont know everything!” and he goes “i do know everything!” and he starts reciting the alphabet


kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen



lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now


pookiethepineapple:

does anyone remember chalk zone





thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything